Saturday, July 23, 2011

10 ari itu...

Arini ari ke 4 koi kursus...moyang segale bosan...name hotel jer internationale...tp makan kureng sedap...x byk choice...pekerje dier pon mulot busok ngalahkan longkang...dhla x sediekan air basoh tangan...pastu ble koi basoh tgn kt dapor tu dier bleh bebel...ader koi kesah...yg penting koi nk makan ngan tangan...xkan nk makan budu pakai sudu...xder feel...hehehe...

Tang bilik agak best la...blk beso...mgkn sbb koi dpt tgkt paling tinggi...yg kureng best is...bilik air dier...xder paip...xder gayong...xder baldi...aper perasaan korg ble dpt blk air gitu...camne nak beristinjak...hadoooi...pastu ader plak mbr2x koi yg dpt blk yg byk pepijat...gatal2x la badan diowg...kurus la kene isap darah ari2x...iskh3x...

Bosan weh kursus kali nih...xtvt siang jer...cam arini kol 4ptg dh abis...koi nk wat mende kt bilik...tdo...makan...tgk tv...hadoooiii...bayangkan ader 5 ari lagi terpakse koi tempoh...meroyan la koi x wat aper2x...nk jalan xder kenderaan...jalan pon xtau...aper la yg best sgt pon kt KL ni...yg paling sedih...gaji pon x lagi...huahuahua...koi plak mmg pesen yg x kuar malam...siang pon x kuar...hahahaha...camner tu...

Seyes bosan...nk tdo x ngantok...koi ni pesen x tdo siang(ye ker?)...pahtu mmg susah nk tdo tmpt baru ni...walaupon hotel doblas bintang(ader ker?)...hurm...jeles plak tgk mbr koi tdo...koi pon nk tdo la...gudnite...cau cin cau...

Sunday, July 17, 2011

PTD...


Semalam koi amek exam PTD...1st time koi g exam tu...sehari sblm tu koi amek half day...sbb koi xtau tmpt tu katner...redah punyer redah...jmp la tmpt exam tu...SMK Sultanah Hajjah Kalsom...Agak tercerok gakla tempat dier...

Malam tu koi study la sket kan...ditemani Amiyu(kucing koi)...padahal menyemak jer Amiyu...dier dok ciom2x la...gesel2x la...last2x koi sedar2x tgk Amiyu dah tertido kt belakang koi...pttla rase beratnyer blkg koi...byk2x tmpt belakang koi dier tdo...iskh3x...nasib syg...kalo x makan kakila Amiyu tu kan...ekekekeke...

Esoknyer...kol 6.30pagi baru koi sedar...iron baju...mandi...siap2x...kol 7 dh gerak dr umah...ayah terkedek2x kejar koi nk bg kuih wat bekalan di ari tue...tp koi menolak...sbb koi pose aritu...lalalala...laju gak la pagi tu sbb smlm koi set mase dekat 2jam gak baru smp...skalinyer kol 8pagi koi dh smp...apekah???laju sgt kah???kah3x...

Sekema sggh nk exam...pakai baju kurung...kasot sarong...kotak pensel...wakakaka...pas 2jam koi kuar tukar sliper...panas kau...hahahaha...soklan pon nek muntah koi bace...paper kedue...dak sblh koi dh blah...paper ke 4 dak depan koi plak blah...koi masih tahan lagi...tp paper last koi amek mase 20minit jer...teros balik...kalo x mmg koi muntah...yer ar dr kol 9 - kol 3 ptg exam...x kuase mak...

Sebelom tu ader cite sket...sowg dak ni parking sblh koi...senyum2x...koi pon senyum gak la...mase rehat nk solat dier kate dier kenal koi...hah???tp koi layan gak la...sbb koi mmg x knal dak nih...nyembang cam kenal la...tp smp ke sudah koi x tny name dier...sbb kang dier terase plak koi mmg x knal dier...ampon kan koi wahai budak...lalalala...

Mase nak balik koi lepak dulu la...pening kau...otak dh berkarat jawab exam...tetibe ader sebijik kete parking sblh koi...Honda Civic ko...koi jeling jerlah kan...mamat tu kuar dr kete & teros ketok cermin kete koi...takot jer koi nak buke...ntah2x dier nk ngorat koi(perasaaan merapu kembali)...xpon dier jeles tgk koi comei dier nk simbah asid(lagi merapu)...koi pon buke sket cermin kete..."Cik...tayar depan kete Cik ni cam kurang angin jer...nnt bentila kat mane2x pam yer"...kate mamat tu..."time kasih yer" ...pendek jer jawab koi...terkesima...terkedu...ter...ter...ter koi kejap...prihatin nyer mamat nih...smp2x dh nmpk tyr kete koi kurang angin...x jauh dr c2...koi benti jap...tgk tayar kete koi ok jer...hurm...apekah???

Seperti yg koi jangke kan...koi akan lupe jalan balik...dh la xder coverage kt c2...nk tepon...sms xleh...make koi berhenti seketike merehatkan otak dan bertendang...signboard asyik ke Kuale Terengganu jer...koi U turn...x lame tu nmpk signboard qtan...uhuhuhu...ikotkan kol 4 koi dh smp umah...ni dekat kol 5ptg baru smp...lemah lembik dh rase...nk wat camner...pale otak koi ni mmg xleh nk ingt jalan...so sesat tu mmg sebahagian dr idop koi...sabo jerlah Cik Bibah kan...

Oklah...koi cau dulu...cau cin cau...

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Hero...


Korang tgk x...Kilauan emas...Ala...yg pertandingan mokcik2x nyanyi tu...ditaje oleh Polident...ekekeke...koi sbnr'y xla layan sgt tv ni...lg2x program realiti tv ni...koi slalu layan cite2x melayu cam Nora Elene...Nur Kasih dan yg seangkatan dengan nyer...channel ni adik2x koi la yg buke...koi pon layan jerlah...mak aiii...atok nenek nyanyi mcm2x gaye...ptt la adik2x koi dok layan cite ni...bukan best sgt pon suare diowg ...tp gaye diowg tu...lawak sggh la...guling2x ketawe...smp nanges...

Ader sowg mokcik ni...vogue ko...rambot kaler perang belang2x...dressing pon kalah koi(saje jer xnk tnjuk kan...)...nyanyi plak lagu Hero...perghh...ala2x mariah carey gitu...walaupon sore dier x bape best...tp koi suke lagu nih...meh layan...
There's a hero
If you look inside your heart
You don't have to be afraid
Of what you are

There's an answer
If you reach into your soul
And the sorrow that you know
Will melt away

And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive

So when you feel like hope is gone
Look inside you and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you

It's a long road
And you face the world alone
No one reaches out a hand
For you to hold

You can find love
If you search within yourself
And the emptiness you felt
Will disappear

And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive

So when you feel like hope is gone
Look inside you and be strong
And you finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you

Oh ho, Lord knows
Dreams are hard to follow
But don't let anyone
Tear them away, hey yea

Hold on
There will be tomorrow
In time, you find the way, hey

Then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive

So when you feel like hope is gone
Look inside you and be strong
And you finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you

That a hero lies in you
Mmm, that a hero lies in you

Selamat Melayan...cau cin cau...

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Kisah Suatu Hari...


Suatu malam yang sunyi...tatkala sume owg tdo lena...pewot dan tekak koi merapu ditengah malam...koi pon layankan ajer diowg ni merapu...

Pewot : Woi Cik Tek...pesal aok x tdo lagi?
Tekak : Opocot...panjat boboi...len kali bagi la salam...ni men woi...woi jer...pang kang...
Pewot : I'm sori...Assalamu'alaikom Cik Tek...
Tekak : Wa'alaikomsalam..aok nyer pasal gakla koi xleh tdo ni...
Pewot : Pehal plak koi?
Tekak : Dah aok kuarkan sume makanan...dh tu kuar melalui koi gak...camne la koi nak tdo...
Pewot : Lor...koi bukan sengaje...xleh trime la sume tu...
Tekak : Aok ni Cik Pew...cian kat tuan kite...koi ni w/pn x selere nk terime makanan tu...koi layankan aje...koi takot aok sakit...skalinyer aok kuarkan sume...rugi tau...bakso...sate...nasik ayam...
Pewot : Nak wat camne...sblm tu aok gak yg xmo makan...ble koi dh majok cenggini barula aok nk pakse2x...uhuhuhu...

Koi : Woiiiiiiiiiiii...korg xleh senyap ker...ce lah berbaik...sakit tau...korg ni penting kan diri sendiri jer...x kesian kt koi yg dok guling2x ni...ce senyap...dah2x sume tdo...
Pewot & tekak : sowi boss...gudnite...

Dah 2 ari mereke berdue ni wat hal...geram btoi koi...nk tdo pon xleh...ari2x dok guling2x sakit pewot...loye2x...(korg jgn pk mcm2x tau)...sile berfikiran positif ok...

Oklah...memandang Cik Tek & Cik Pew sakit...koi nak bawak diowg ni jumpe doktor...ok bubye sume...cau cin cau...

Monday, July 11, 2011

Tunjukkan koi jalan yang benar...

Ekekekeke...masalah koi ni bukan masalah kecik...tp dah jadik masalah beso...bukan stkt jalan...tempat yang koi pergi ari2x pon koi x ingt katner...kronik...kronik...kronik...

Mase koi kat kampus...
Kejadian ini masih berlaku mase koi semester ke 3...koi slalu masok kuliah lewat sebab koi x jumpe bilik kuliah koi walaupon dah hampir setahun koi ulang alik kat c2...so koi mesti cari kawan atau datang awal stgh jam...supaye koi x terpusing2x kat dalam kampus tu...lalalala...(tapi koi x pnah bgtau sape2x pon masalah koi nih...ekekekeke)...kalo ader junior tanye koi bilik kuliah kat mane...jawapan koi is..."koi pon junior gak"...lalalalala...

Kuantan...
Korang tau la...dari kecik smp ke tue nih...Kuantan tu bleh kate seminggu skali pegi...tp smp sekarang koi masih xtau & teragak2x nak g EC Mall...Terminal Makmur...dan beberape kedai yang koi sokmo pegi...koi slalu ikot satu jalan jer...kalo terpusing sikit...alamatnyer...koi akan terpusing2x di situ...ekekeke...kalo malam lagi la...koi dh macam org bute...pening cari jalan...
Keratong...
Ni lah tempat kije koi sekarang...2 tahon lebih dh kat sini...koi suke cube macam2x jenis makanan kat Keratong ni...sedap...murah...konon suke la cube byk2x kedai...byk kali dah koi sesat dalam keratong ni sbb koi x ingt jalan nak pegi...ble dh jmp...x ingt plak jalan nak balik...penah koi masok ikot keratong 2...koi keluar kat Keratong 5...ekekekeke...

Melake...
pade suatu ari koi ikot la konvoi anta pengantin kat Melake...koi satu2x nyer driver pempuan mase tu...otw pegi tu ok la...koi follow jer...otw balik...masing2x kate nak berpecah...koi follow la kete yg nk balik ikot senawang...koi rase jalan tu ok sket & dekat...smp satu smpg kete depan koi ilang ntah ke mane...ngan selambe koi ikot pale koi...ekekekeke...sume jalan kampong koi masok...bukit bukau...utan belantara...sume geng konvoi dh risau koi ilang...koi ngan selambe jawab...xper...koi dh bese jalan2x kat sini...(bese sesat)...ekekekeke...tp koi smp gakla umah...

Bahau...
Cewah...dengan penuh rase kasih sayang(ye ke?)koi offer diri menghantar Incik E ke stesen bus Bahau...kalo Kuantan yg sokmo koi pegi pon bleh sesat...ni kan plak bahau yg baru koi teroke...otw pegi xperlah ader Incik E tunjuk jalan...otw balik...lalalala...koi x sesat sbb koi follow muntot bus tu...amacam...ok kan...x perlu GPS...lalalala...

Walaupon koi mempunyai masalah kronik utk ingt jalan...tp ayah koi sket pon x kesah nak lepas kan koi ke mane2x...sbb koi pakar dalam menghentam jalan...ekekekeke...koi g Kedah & Perak pon bleh balik ari jer...Lagipon dalam Malaysia...signboard byk...owg 2x malaysia ni pon baik ati sumenyer...setakat nak tny jalan tu...mmg xder masalah...kadang2x siap tolong anta lg...

Len la mase koi g Siam dulu...dah terlepas geng konvoi...signboard pon bahase siam...nak cakap siam pon x reti...owg siam pon x paham bahase melayu...make menanges x berlagu la tggu owg amek kat tepi jalan...ekekekeke...

Oklah...koi nak study ni...nak exam sabtu nih...doakan koi x sesat cari dewan exam ek...cau cin cau...
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